It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
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| Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster |
| i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg! |
| Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!! |
| A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home |
| At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on |
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again |
